Friday evening Neil and I went to his staff Christmas party. It was a good time with great food and loads of laughs. Santa even showed up to pass out the "secret Santa" gifts to all the realtors. On Saturday night at the dinner table the kids were asking about the party. We talked about the food and the gifts and told them it was a lot of fun. Both kids didn't quite understand the "secret Santa" part. After some explanation and a small pause in conversation, my very quick witted daughter Lily pipes up with this "I'd like to give the toilet a secret Santa gift...this fettuccine! It is not good tonight". I guess this is why I let Neil do most of the cooking!!!